Today Now! Interviews The 5-Year-Old Screenwriter Of “Fast Five”

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Hollywood loves youth…but a 5-year-old screenwriter? Come on. He’s probably doesn’t even know how to spell Hollywoood.

Six hundred Fast and Furious films. Hurray!!

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Annoying Orange meets the cool Jalapeno who has all the girls swooning. Ouch. James Caan as Jalapeno. Now that’s cool.

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Brilliant T-Mobile viral vid spoofing the Royal Wedding and of course the wedding that started all the dance-down-the-aisle madness…

The K. Heinz Wedding…

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The world could use more dancing and less fighting. Dance on, everyone!

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It’s a slasher vid starring Annoying Orange. Horrors!!

Warning: This film contains veggie violence. Vegetables were definitely harmed in the making of this video.

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Air New Zealand does it again. Can you believe Snoop Dogg and Rico, man? Love me some New Zealand and the All Blacks!

Thanks to Barbara Ward in Wellington for recommending the Air New Zealand vids. See you at the World Cup, sis.

CIA’s ‘Facebook’ Program Dramatically Cut Agency’s Costs

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Now with FaceBook, the CIA has a much easier job of monitoring U.S. citizens.

No more stakeouts. No more tedious dossiers. Just check in on their target at FaceBook and they’ve got all the info they need and more.

One of the CIA’s most brilliant moves was to create Farmville to hypnotize the masses rather than chance an Egyptianisque uprising when Americans lost their jobs. If you’ve got virtual animals to feed and crops to harvest, who needs reality?

Forget about tweeting on Twitter, get friend points (and ultimately arrested) for sharing state secrets on the Chinese site Wanbee.

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Jeanne Moos of CNN made a funny vid of folks making fun of the Operation Odyssey Dawn name. Odyssey Dawn: a Carnival Cruise ship, a Yes album, stripper or inspirational military operation? The funniest thing to me is how the military picked the name.

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Air New Zealand jammed a plane full of rugby fans, some crazy staff members and asked some of their All Black friends to lend a hand. For those of you who don’t know: the All Blacks is the national rugby team of New Zealand. The World Cup of Rugby is in NZ this year and we’re going to see a couple of games, tour the gorgeous countryside and stop at a few wineries.

Hope there are no elderly streakers on the flight!

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Award-winning cabaret singer Pam Peterson sings a funny parody about the challenges of an aging memory.

Thanks to our actor friend Tom Riska for recommending this hysterical video.

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This is 3-year-old Jonathan of Mesa, Arizona, conducting to the 4th movement of Beethoven’s 5th Symphony. This piece was originally conducted by Herbert von Karajan and the Berliner Philharmoniker, one of Jonathan’s favorite conductors and orchestras. Jonathan’s passion for classical music became apparent when he was only eight months old. Shortly after that he began conducting on his own.

Thanks to Barbara Ward of New Zealand for recommending this to FunnyFixx!