Stupid! It’s SECRET Service, guys. It’s supposed to be secret. When you’re a Secret Service agent and you hire a hooker in a foreign country, it’s just stupid not to pay her. When the hooker says she will call the police if you don’t pay her, believe her. Busted!!
Maybe think about taking a blowup doll on your next foreign assignment. At least she’ll probably keep your secrets.
Duh. Double duh.