If you eat alone every night…watch out, you may be on the verge of suicide. If you have single-serving microwave dinners, especially mac and cheese or meatloaf with gravy, night after night, alone in your living room while the TV drones on endlessly and you eat “food” prepared in a manufacturing plant by machines months before your eat it…you’re in danger of stumbling over the cliff of self-annihilation. Especially vulnerable are diners who eat the low-cal frozen dinners alone daily in hopes of losing that first 100 pounds.
You love the e*Trade Babies, right? Ever wondered how they get the babies to say those funny things? Maybe you have a message you’d like to send someone with one of the babies using your voice. Yes, indeedy, just go to the link below and record your own message. The E*Trade baby you choose will get animated and say your message. It’s cool.
Opening this weekend: Hot Tub Time Machine follows a group of best friends who’ve become bored with their adult lives: Adam (John Cusack) has been dumped by his girlfriend; Lou (Rob Corddry) is a party guy who can’t find the party; Nick’s (Craig Robinson) wife controls his every move; and video game-obsessed Jacob (Clark Duke) won’t leave his basement.
After a crazy night of drinking in a ski resort hot tub, the men wake up, heads’ pounding, in the year 1986. This is their chance to kick some past and change their futures – one will find a new love life, one will learn to stand up for himself with the ladies, one will find his mojo, and one will make sure he still exists!
In last week’s episode, hot new sales leads come into The Office and instead of giving them to the sales people, Michael distributes them to the other staffers. The sales team is determined to get them back at all costs. In this deleted scene, Andy wants Creed’s sale leads. Creed wants $10,000. They bargain until Creed accepts a lot less than $10,000 for the leads.
If anyone can find humor in the Health Care Reform bickering in Washington, it’s CNN’s Jeanne Moos. All our politicians seem to have fallen off the cliff of sanity, free-falling into a partisan quagmire. Let them eat Advil!
These guys show how to mix commerce with art. Yeah, the music is cool. Yeah, the video is very cool. And yeah, there are State Farm logos…on the truck at the beginning, on the teddy bear and a thank you title card at the end.
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Opening in theaters in the U.S. this weekend: THE BOUNTY HUNTER, action comedy starring Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston.
Milo Boyd (Butler), a down-on-his-luck bounty hunter, gets his dream job when he is assigned to track down his bail-jumping ex-wife, reporter Nicole Hurly (Aniston). He thinks all that’s ahead is an easy payday, but when Nicole gives him the slip so she can chase a lead on a murder cover-up, Milo realizes that nothing ever goes simply with him and Nicole. The exes continually one-up each other until they find themselves on the run for their lives. They thought their promise to love, honor and obey was tough staying alive is going to be a whole lot tougher. Andy Tennant (Hitch, Sweet Home Alabama) directs.
It’s St. Patrick’s Day on The Office, hence Michael’s green tie. It’s also the day the new boss, Jo, visits the office. Since Jo compliments everyone in the office, Michael gets the idea that she’s sweet on him. So when Jo is busy, Michael insists on seeing her to no avail.
Basil Fawlty serves breakfast in bed to a guest who he discovers later is actually dead. At first he suspects the kippers caused the poor old duffer to kick the bucket and frantically attempts to dispose of the evidence. But then he tries to explains why he hadn’t noticed the man was deceased when he brought his breakfast tray.
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