Time: :30

Here’s a short TV spot for Couples Retreat starring Vince Vaughn. Couples in need of spark rehabilitation in their relationships go to the Eden Resort where anything goes.

Time: 4:23

The Jay Leno Show’s correspondent Brian Unger presents another episode of Scratching The Surface. This time he visits Arlington, Texas a friendly town in the Lone Star State that has the unhappy distinction of being the Least Healthy City in America according to Men’s Health magazine. More fast food restaurants per capita, highest rates of obesity and the most uninsured, the city is on life support waiting for health insurance reform…or at least bypass surgery. And don’t forget: “Remove all clothing…” before your heart attack.

Time: 2:09

It’s way past 2001 when we thought robots named Hal would rule the world, but are there cyborgs among us quietly taking over our society? Robots in Congress? When you start hearing about a 10 p.m. curfew for humans or the robo-cops are patrolling our streets in armored SWAT vehicles, it’s time to call Neo and his Matrix crew to lead the revolt.

Bobby Rivers stars as Robert Haige, Professor of Media & Politics, American University. Poor Bobby has a robo-meltdown at the end of the story. Ouch.

Thanks to our friends at Onion News Network for another hysterical video.

Time: 4:06

This high concept comedy short was written by and stars Chris Hayward and Nat Saunders. Directed by Al Campbell. From our Funny Or Die friends in U.K.

FUNNYFIXX NOTE: Where can I buy one of them magic photocopiers? Do they have them in All-In-One models? Can I fax my husband to New Zealand to visit his Mum?

Time: 3:23

This is another Saturday Night Live masterpiece. And their accents are virtually undetectable!

FUNNY FIXX NOTE: I’ve been hired by foreign producers to do dialog polishes on feature script prior to production. This short give you an idea why.

Time: 1:04

In this hysterical clip from Zombieland, the hero Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) shares rules about staying alive when under attack by zombies. Are you writing this down?

Also, watch the trailer. Click here: http://funnyfixx.com/blog/2009/09/11/zombieland-trailer/

Time: 2:19

Whip It, the directorial debut of Drew Barrymore, stars Ellen Page as Bliss, a rebellious Texas teen who throws in her small town beauty pageant crown for the rowdy world of roller derby.

You go, girlz!!!

Time: 2:04

Coming October 8 to a plasma near you…Pam and Jim get married!! Here’s a sneak peek.

But tonight, October 1, watch THE PROMOTION as Dwight reaches his breaking point with Jim and looks to the rest of the office for allies. NBC, 9 p.m. Eastern.